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PostSubject: I will survive!!!   Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:17 pm

You have to sing this to I will survive music
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>At first I was afraid, I was petrified
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>When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died
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>But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long
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>That I grew strong
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>And knew that I could take you on
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>But there you are... another lie,
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>I was geared up for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry
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>I should have known it was bullsh*t, just a sad, pathetic dream
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>Should have known no anaconda would be lurking in those jeans...
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>Go on now go... walk out the door
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>Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4
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>Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out
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>Don't you know we're only joking when
we say size doesn't count!
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>(Chorus)
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>I will survive, I will survive
>Cos as long as I have batteries my sx life is gonna thrive!
>I will always have good sx with a handful of latx
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>I will survive, I will survive. . .hey hey
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>It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud
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>When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud
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>But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs
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>Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed
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>Go on now go... you'd better flee
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>Last time I saw a pr*ck that small was on my brother... he was 3
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>I should have asked for confirmation, should have asked for referees
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>Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me
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>Go on now go... just hit the track
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>Don't you bring me home no tiddlers 'cos I'll always throw them back
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>The only thing that I could do with a pr*ck as small as yours
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>Is to stick it with a tooth-pick, dip it in tomato sauce
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>(Chorus)
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>Go on now go... get out of my sight
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>I'm going back to my appliance 'cos I know it's length is right
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>And if I ever see your tiny truncheon standing at my door
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>You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor
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>Go on now go...

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