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PostSubject: Best come back ever   Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:53 pm

This was apparently in the Washington Post the title of which was
"Best Come Back Line Ever."

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white
male resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public
indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse
on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he
decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and
there was no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't,"
he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut
a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "Guess I
was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a
Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience
until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"That was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor.
"I walked up to Lawrence and he was just...... pumping away at this
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.

"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that
you're having sex with a pumpkin?'

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then
looked me straight in the face and said,

"A pumpkin? F**k me, is it midnight already?"


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